Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

Please don't believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

Not being able to do everything is no excuse for not doing everything you can.

It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.

Unlike most other people, I'm just an average person.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

My cat knows the meaning of life, but has no interest in sharing the secret.

Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.

The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

My social life is much better, since I stopped spending it with other people.

Take Courage! Whatever you decide to do, it will probably be the wrong thing.

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect.

It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.

The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.

If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve

Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss many of the world's great disappointments.

I have abandoned my search for truth and am now looking for a good fantasy

I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.

One possible reason why things aren't going according to plan is that there never was a plan.

At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.

Life is too important to be taken as a joke, but too ridiculous to be taken seriously.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

I have no prejudices: all my irrational hatreds are based on solid evidence.

Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.

All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.