Betty White Quotes

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

You're never too old for anything!

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I know unless I'm true to myself I couldn't be happy. Too much emphasis is placed today on externals and too little on character.

You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

Vodka is kind of a hobby.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.

Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

When I'm around animals, I don't pay attention to people.

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

There is no fool like an old fool.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.

I've enjoyed the opposite sex a lot. Always have. Always will.

One thing they don't tell you about growing old - you don't feel old, you just feel like yourself. And it's true. I don't feel eighty-nine years old. I simply am eighty-nine years old.

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.

Avoid tweeting any photos of your private parts.