Betty White Quotes

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

I think everybody needs a passion. Whether it's one passion or a hundred, that's what keep life interesting.

You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.

You're never too old for anything!

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do.