Betty White Thoughts

People who don't like cats haven't been around them. There's the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff.

We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?

There is no fool like an old fool.

I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left!

I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs all the time. That's my exercise.

Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel room and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks.

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.

I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.

Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we're abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.