Bill Murray Quotes

Best 30+ Bill Murray Messages, Quotes, and Images

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Be available for life to happen.

Be available for life to happen.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

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I'm tired of justifying what I've said.

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Living by example - that's always a better teacher than trying to preach.

Living by example - that's always a better teacher than trying to preach.

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We will preach the truth to a new generation: The doorway to all freedoms is framed with muskets. It's time the apologists step aside and let freedom's followers lead the way.

We will preach the truth to a new generation: The doorway to all freedoms is framed with muskets. It's time the apologists step aside and let freedom's followers lead the way.

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I see myself as a storyteller. So, when I read something, I see the story, and I see it on screen, in my head, in a certain way. I always want to see it and see me in it.

I see myself as a storyteller. So, when I read something, I see the story, and I see it on screen, in my head, in a certain way. I always want to see it and see me in it.

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