Bill Murray Quotes, Thoughts and images

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Be available for life to happen.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I don't have to take this abuse from you I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.

Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.

You work, you get paid, you drink.

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

You know...they say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working.

It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.

My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.

It’s fun to watch someone like John Goodman, and yet it takes work. People say ‘he’s not acting, he’s being himself.’ Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.