Billy Crystal Quotes, Thoughts and images

Change is such hard work.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

You give up your dream, you give up.

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

Gentlemen, start your egos!

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I think when I feel I'm at my best is when I'm on stage, and it's my version of jazz because it's just riffing or something.

The inspiration was this great group of 40 or 50 relatives, sometimes for Thanksgiving or Passover or something and my brothers would just go up and make them laugh.

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.

I didn't rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn't have something to say on a nightly basis.

I always was a performer, from the time I was little. It was always a natural place for me to be.

Don't give up your power.

I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.

There's only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.

I'd like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.

My granddaughter's birth has made me want to create things she will love.