Bob Hope Quotes

Best 30+ Bob Hope Messages, Quotes, and Images

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I like a President who tells jokes instead of appointing them.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

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