Bob Uecker Quotes

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company that paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.