Christopher Walken Quotes

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

My hair was famous before I was.

I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."

Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience.

I have a friend of mine who does me on his answering machine, and when I call him, I answer. It's pretty strange.