Chuck Norris Thoughts

Best 30+ Chuck Norris Messages, Quotes, and Images

Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.

Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.

If I had said,

If I had said, "I don't stand a chance," one thing is clear: I wouldn't have.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

If some thug breaks into my home I can use my roundhouse kick, but I prefer he look down the barrel of my gun.

The best defense is not to offend.

The best defense is not to offend.

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.

I definitely feel I do have God in my corner.

Violence is my last option.

Violence is my last option.

Unfortunately, people are re-interpreting the Constitution as a living document, and it's not. It's a solid-based document and it shouldn't be played with.

Unfortunately, people are re-interpreting the Constitution as a living document, and it's not. It's a solid-based document and it shouldn't be played with.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.

I haven't always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, I've never been very good at being politically correct either, on or off screen. So why start now?

I haven't always been warmly welcomed for holding my conservative positions in Hollywood. Then again, I've never been very good at being politically correct either, on or off screen. So why start now?

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Good morals lead to good laws.

Good morals lead to good laws.

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