David Sedaris Quotes
Best 30+ David Sedaris Messages, Quotes, and Images
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.
Write relentlessly, until you find your voice. Then, use it.
Comfort has its place, but it seems rude to visit another country dressed as if you’ve come to mow its lawns.
Remember that the most important thing is to try and love other people as much as they love you.
Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.
I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.
As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.
Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.
But I don't distinguish between being laughed with, and laughed at. I'll take either.
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A lasting relationship with a woman is only possible if you are a business failure.
I love the house that I've been living in for over 40 years. I really am a homebody and I still love to play golf.
The challenge for a human now is to be more interesting to another than his or her smartphone.
Generosity is often the stalking horse of control.
Every generation thinks they are stronger than the generation before it. They think, "It can't happen to me." In the past people have died making that same mistake.
I guess that seeing yourself on a screen is something that you get used to. Let's face it, these days, there's really nothing that you do that doesn't get filmed.