George Carlin Quotes, Thoughts and Image

Work hard in silence, let success be your noise.

Work hard in silence, let success be your noise.

When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics.

When you're happy you enjoy the music, but when you're sad you understand the lyrics.

You just do what you can and you have as much fun as possible.

You just do what you can and you have as much fun as possible.

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

Those who are heartless, once cared too much.

Smile, it's easier than explaning why you're sad

Smile, it's easier than explaning why you're sad

I don't know anything and neither do you.

I don't know anything and neither do you.

I don't know if I ever told you this before, but you're the only one I ever waited for this long.

I don't know if I ever told you this before, but you're the only one I ever waited for this long.

I've been thinking about forever

I've been thinking about forever

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

Go for someone who is proud to have you.

Go for someone who is proud to have you.

There's just some magic in truth and honesty and openness.

There's just some magic in truth and honesty and openness.

Why see the world / when you got the beach?

Why see the world / when you got the beach?

Don't ever play with someone's feelings, you could win the game but you could lose that person forever.

Don't ever play with someone's feelings, you could win the game but you could lose that person forever.

It's not always easy to be transparent about your emotions and sometimes the music can get heavy.

It's not always easy to be transparent about your emotions and sometimes the music can get heavy.

I know that we sin but I do believe we try, we all try.

I know that we sin but I do believe we try, we all try.

I'm not a centerfold.

I'm not a centerfold.

The idea of recognizing your strengths and using them in as versatile a way as you can is cool to me.

The idea of recognizing your strengths and using them in as versatile a way as you can is cool to me.

The worse part of being lied to is when you realize you believed it.

The worse part of being lied to is when you realize you believed it.

As a lifestyle you always being the focal point is innately unhealthy.

As a lifestyle you always being the focal point is innately unhealthy.

When you are happy, you enjoy music, when you are sad, you understand lyrics

When you are happy, you enjoy music, when you are sad, you understand lyrics

My TV ain't HD, that's too real

My TV ain't HD, that's too real

Two years ago I found out my identity; it starts with me.

Two years ago I found out my identity; it starts with me.

I feel like I was writing as I was learning to talk. Writing was always a go-to form of communication.

I feel like I was writing as I was learning to talk. Writing was always a go-to form of communication.

It's a bad religion to be in love with someone who could never love you.

It's a bad religion to be in love with someone who could never love you.

I'm about being the best.

I'm about being the best.

If it brings me to my knees, it's a bad religion

If it brings me to my knees, it's a bad religion

As a writer, as a creator, I'm giving you my experiences. But just take what I give you. You ain't got to pry beyond that.

As a writer, as a creator, I'm giving you my experiences. But just take what I give you. You ain't got to pry beyond that.

Keep writing, keep living, keep loving.

Keep writing, keep living, keep loving.

It's just really about trying to do whatever it is I do at a level of excellence. That's really all I'm trying to do while I'm here.

It's just really about trying to do whatever it is I do at a level of excellence. That's really all I'm trying to do while I'm here.

Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.

Whatever you do, never run back to what broke you.

I don't have any secrets I need kept any more.

I don't have any secrets I need kept any more.

I'm extremely compassionate, loving, all of those warm fuzzy things, but the outer shell doesn't project that all the time.

I'm extremely compassionate, loving, all of those warm fuzzy things, but the outer shell doesn't project that all the time.

I won't touch on risky, because that's subjective. People are just afraid of things too much. Afraid of things that don't necessarily merit fear.

I won't touch on risky, because that's subjective. People are just afraid of things too much. Afraid of things that don't necessarily merit fear.

We’re not friends. We’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories

We’re not friends. We’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories

We all know we have a finite period of time. I just feel if I'm going to be alive, I want to be challenged - to be as immortal as possible. The path to that isn't an easy way, but it's a rewarding way.

We all know we have a finite period of time. I just feel if I'm going to be alive, I want to be challenged - to be as immortal as possible. The path to that isn't an easy way, but it's a rewarding way.

This unrequited love, to me it's nothing but a one-man cult/And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

This unrequited love, to me it's nothing but a one-man cult/And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

As a man I am not a killer. I’m an artist and a modern person. I’ll choose sanity.

As a man I am not a killer. I’m an artist and a modern person. I’ll choose sanity.

Of course awards matter.

Of course awards matter.