The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.
It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.
A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life.
I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.
There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challenging it are more dangerous, even fatal.
You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.
My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It's about as important as things get.
The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.
Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.
I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.
Words are such a poor medium when you really want someone to feel something.
I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.
Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday.
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