I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
It’s very easy to go down, so always live up. Incline yourself upward.
Just because you’re a perfectionist doesn’t mean you’re perfect.
I’m Irish. I think about death all the time.
I envy people of faith. I’m incapable of believing in anything supernatural.
I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
You look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.
The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.
Women - a mistake, or did He do it to us on purpose?
There’s no point dwelling on what might or could have been. You just have to go forward.
You can’t handle the truth!
No issue is more compelling than the air we breathe, be it hot or cold, be it hawk or human.
You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.
Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.
I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy.
I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.
Decent people shouldn’t live here. They’d be happier some place else.
I mean, it’s really hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
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