Jase Robertson Quotes, Thoughts and Images

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.