Joe Pesci Quotes

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?