Jon Stewart Quotes, Thoughts and images

The bias of the mainstream media is toward sensationalism, conflict, and laziness.

Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon.

I can only fight back in a way that I feel like I'm talented.

I want a sandwich named after me.

I don't think politics is any longer about a conversation with the country.

It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.

If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.

Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic.

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?

Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?

In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected.

I visit Fox News every now and again, and it's nice, because the Eye of Mordor is above the building.

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

When you are actually powerful, you don't need to be petty.

I want you to admit that there is such a thing as white privilege.

We must, together as a nation, stop watching Fox.

Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

The Rapture: The ultimate Republican back-up plan.

It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name...I have found.

I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that wealth gives you.

Corporations are the only reason the tax code is so complicated in the first place. Those off-shore loopholes didn't get carved out by poor people.

What would Jesus, or any human being who isn't an asshole, do?

If everything is amplified, we hear nothing.

People talk about sexual assault like it's a bad habit that men have.