Kinky Friedman Quotes
Best 30+ Kinky Friedman Messages, Quotes, and Images
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979
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One of the saddest things about US education is that the wisdom of our most successful teachers is lost to the profession when they retire.
When you stop being so afraid of failing you become much more free to succeed
The kind of beauty I want most is the hard-to-get kind that comes from within - strength, courage, dignity.
The most dangerous error is failure to recognize our own tendency to error.
There are two kinds of people in the world Ms. Lane: those who survive no matter the cost and those who are walking victims.