Kurt Vonnegut Quotes

Best 30+ Kurt Vonnegut Messages, Quotes, and Images

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.

It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Unannounced changes in life's itinerary are like dancing lessons from God.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

Everything is nothing, with a twist.

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