Lucille Ball Quotes, Thoughts and images

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

I would rather regret the things that I have done than the things that I have not.

I believe that we're as happy in life as we make up our minds to be.

A man who correctly guesses a woman`s age may be smart, but he's not very bright.

The more things you do, the more things you can do.

Responsibility is the ability to respond.

Now get the hell out of here and go change the world.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.

In life, all good things come hard, but wisdom is the hardest to come by.

Whether we're prepared or not, life has a habit of thrusting situations upon us.

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

Luck? Luck is hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

It wasn't love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.

Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

Ability is of little account without opportunity.

Knowing what you can not do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's good taste.

People either have comedy or they don't. You can't teach it to them.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

You see much more of your children once they leave home.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

Television is the quickest form of recognition in the world.

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

I regret the passing of the studio system. I was very appreciative of it because I had no talent.