Mae West Quotes

Best 40+ Mae West Messages, Quotes, and Images

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I consider sex a misdemeanour, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Well behaved women do not make history.

Well behaved women do not make history.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

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