Peter Sellers Quotes, Thoughts and images

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

You'll catch your death of cold. Clouseau: Yes, yes I probably will but . . . its all part of life's rich pageantry, you kneau.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?