I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Author: Richard Pryor
There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.
I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.
There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.
You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.
Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."
What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.
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It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Sleep, riches, and health, to be truly enjoyed, must be interrupted.
Author: Jean Paul
This is my truth, tell me yours.
Author: Aneurin Bevan
Real happiness lies in the completion of work using your own brains and skills.
Author: Soichiro Honda
God, from a beautiful necessity, is Love.
Author: Martin Farquhar Tupper
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Birthday Messages for Mom
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Birthday Messages for Friends