Richard Pryor Thoughts

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

There's a lot more hypocrisy than before. Racism has gone back underground.

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.

Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.

Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

You have to have lived some life. You've got to have paid some dues.

Most people that you talk to, they's intelligent. Like I said, "Most people."

What I am for is justice for everyone, just like it says in the Constitution.