Sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea, and something called relationships.
Author: Sacha Baron Cohen
It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.
I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.
A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.
Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercises and maintain a healthy lifestyle.
To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.
Thank you to every American who has not sued me so far.
For a number of years in England, nobody had any idea what I looked like.
Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.
Jews have a tendency to become comedians.
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You've got to have something to eat and a little love in your life before you can hold still for any damn body's sermon on how to behave.
Author: Billie Holiday
I'm like a mosquito, I love humidity. I don't sweat.
Author: Shakira
People ask me about what sacrifices I've made. I always answer: I've made no sacrifices, I've made choices.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi
Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.
Author: Marie Curie
It is not necessary to smile and make a wonderful impression on the judges.
Author: Emil Zatopek
Hurricane Sandy is a disturbing sign of things to come. We must heed this warning and act quickly to solve the climate crisis. Dirty energy makes dirty weather.
Author: Al Gore
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