Tim Allen Quotes
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If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.
Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to heaven.
Our children are being raised by appliances.
The fact of the matter is, if you have to have a process, I think, to figure out how to make everything work together, you just don't get that. But maybe there's a way to do it.
There are some concrete ways to create a winning attitude. But nothing beats practicing it. When you prepare to win, belief comes easily.