There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.
Author: Tom Waits
I started out with nothing and I still got most of it left.
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.
I like my music with the rinds and the seeds and pulp left in.
If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.
The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering.
Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.
The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
We've survived by believing our life is going to get better.
Author: Paul Simon
We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.
Author: Cullen Hightower
Love is the wild card of existence.
Author: Rita Mae Brown
Most of life's battles are won or lost in the mind.
Author: Craig Groeschel
There is no joy in the world like the joy of bringing one soul to Christ.
Author: William Barclay
Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.
Author: Corey Taylor
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
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Attitude Status in Hindi
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Good Night Status in Hindi
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Birthday Messages
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