Will Rogers Quotes

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

The short memories of the American voters are what keep our politicians in office.

I know worrying works because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.