Will Rogers Messages

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The man who never makes a mistake must get tired of doing nothing.

A vision, without a plan, is just a hallucination.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

A man only learns by two things; one is reading and the other is association with smarter people.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.