Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

Lewis Carroll

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet.

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven't even happened yet.

Without a plan, it doesn't matter which way you're going.

Without a plan, it doesn't matter which way you're going.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

I don't see how he can ever finish, if he doesn't begin.

I don't see how he can ever finish, if he doesn't begin.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

Always speak the truth, think before you speak, and write it down afterwards.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

Tis a secret: none knows how it comes, how it goes: But the name of the secret is Love!

All that matters is what we do for each other.

All that matters is what we do for each other.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

In some ways, you know, people that don't exist, are much nicer than people that do.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.