Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.

What is it with all of these young single white women? Overeducated - doesn't mean intelligent.

If you're a victim, you're always mad, but never at yourself. You're mad at somebody else.

If any race of people should not have guilt about slavery, it's Caucasians.

Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.

Blaming guns for murder is like blaming forks for obesity.

You can never advance the ball on defense.

Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it's an invitation.

If you ever find that you only have an hour to live, spend it with a liberal and it will seem like a year.

Our founding fathers never intended that Congress be a career.

We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance.

There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

Do you know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

The country will survive Obama, but it cannot survive the abject ignorance that elected him.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

There is no more desire to live past one's time than to die before it.