Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

Any man who's not willing to take half a loaf in a negotiation, well, that man never went to bed hungry.

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.

You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right.

You aren't learning anything when you're talking.

The crotch, down where your nuts hang, is always a little too tight.

I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.

I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.

Adults are only obsolete children.

People whose minds don't matter. But people who matter don't mind.

Whats the point of fitting in, when we were meant to stand out?

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Be yourself and the people that don't mind are the people that matter.

You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go.