They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

They broke it to me gently. The manager came up to me before a game and told me they didn't allow visitors in the clubhouse.

Bob Uecker

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

On TV the people can see it. On radio you've got to create it.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

When I played baseball I got death threats all the time--from my mother.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

I led the league in go get 'em next time.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

Between me and my roommate, we've hit 400 Major League home runs.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company that paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company that paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

People don't know this, but I helped the Cardinals win the pennant. I came down with hepatitis. The trainer injected me with it!

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture.

Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do.

Whatever avenue I feel like I can make a difference in, I'd love to do.

It's attractive when girls have faith. That is a big thing for me.

It's attractive when girls have faith. That is a big thing for me.

I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger.

I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger.

When I meet somebody I want to leave a better impression than when I got there.

When I meet somebody I want to leave a better impression than when I got there.

I will remain in relentless pursuit of continuing my lifelong dream of being an NFL quarterback.

I will remain in relentless pursuit of continuing my lifelong dream of being an NFL quarterback.

I'm just another guy starting out.

I'm just another guy starting out.

Athletic ability can be taken away like that. It can all end in a heartbeat.

Athletic ability can be taken away like that. It can all end in a heartbeat.

I rely on a lot of green drinks to get my vegetables.

I rely on a lot of green drinks to get my vegetables.