Author: Lewis Grizzard
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International Widows Day Wishes
Slovenia Statehood Day Wishes
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
