Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends