Author: Lewis Grizzard
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.
I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.
There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.
Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.
Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
