If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi - Lewis Grizzard quotes

If soccer was an American soft drink, it would be Diet Pepsi

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

God bless Merle Haggard. He did all the things that Johnny Cash was supposed to have done.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

Money doesn't grow on trees, and if it did somebody else would own the orchard.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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