I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. - Kinky Friedman quotes

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - May the God of your choice bless you.

May the God of your choice bless you.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

Always respect your superiors, if you have any.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - True love usually results in a hostage situation.

True love usually results in a hostage situation.

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