Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Too much truth is uncouth.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

I love being a fashion designer.

I meet people, I like to ask: which sign are you?