Everyone carries around his own monsters.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, I wanna grow up and be a critic.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

It's been a struggle for me because I had a chance to be white and refused.

I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.

Who you gonna believe-me or your lying eyes?

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.

I see people as the nucleus of a great idea that hasn't come to be yet.

You don't get to be old bein' no fool.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

I'm for human lib, the liberation of all people, not just black people or female people or gay people.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

When you're running down the street on fire, people get out of your way!

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.