Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. - Steven Wright quotes

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

Author: Steven Wright

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Craig Newmark Quotes - There's no genius behind it. It's persistence and listening to people.

There's no genius behind it. It's persistence and listening to people.

Author: Craig Newmark

Craig Newmark Quotes - The stuff that works best is driven by passion rather than dollars.

The stuff that works best is driven by passion rather than dollars.

Author: Craig Newmark

Craig Newmark Quotes - Treat people like you want to be treated; live and let live; and also give the other person a break now and then.

Treat people like you want to be treated; live and let live; and also give the other person a break now and then.

Author: Craig Newmark

Steven Wright Quotes - I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Author: Steven Wright

Steven Wright Quotes - Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Author: Steven Wright

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