Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy. - Jack Benny quotes

Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.

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Jack Benny Quotes - I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

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Jack Benny Quotes - There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Author: Jack Benny

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