As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

As a general rule, if you want to get at the truth - hear both sides and believe neither.

Josh Billings

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

When the truth is in your way, you are on the wrong road.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

Faith in God - life can never take you by surprise again.

Faith in God - life can never take you by surprise again.

You have to work to keep love alive; you have to protect it and maintain it, just like you would a delicate flower.

You have to work to keep love alive; you have to protect it and maintain it, just like you would a delicate flower.

Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses.

Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses.

Conceit is a weird disease - it makes everybody sick except the guy who has it.

Conceit is a weird disease - it makes everybody sick except the guy who has it.

Loving discipline encourages a child to respect other people and live as a responsible, constructive citizen.

Loving discipline encourages a child to respect other people and live as a responsible, constructive citizen.

God does not need our money. But you and I need the experience of giving it

God does not need our money. But you and I need the experience of giving it

Respect is intended to operate on a two-way street.

Respect is intended to operate on a two-way street.

Children represent God's most generous gift to us.

Children represent God's most generous gift to us.

There are very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience, but one of the absolutes is that we will experience hardship and stress at some point.

There are very few certainties that touch us all in this mortal experience, but one of the absolutes is that we will experience hardship and stress at some point.