Author: Garrison Keillor
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Good Night Messages for Wife
TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
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