Author: Garrison Keillor
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Good Night Messages for Wife
The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.
We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.
... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.
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