Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air. - Kelly Ripa quotes

Women's clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

It makes my makeup artist's life easier. [Plus] it makes my eyes look a little more open on TV, which is where I happen to work right now.

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - I get paid to make out with the hunks!

I get paid to make out with the hunks!

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously.

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - I always remind my kids,

I always remind my kids, "I'm your parent, but I'm a human being, too, so I may not be perfect."

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

I'm not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

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Kelly Ripa Quotes - My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.

My job affords me the luxury of having help. I don't feel exhausted, I feel lucky.

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