Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
These enthusiasts often like to hang signs that say "Gone Fishin'" or "Gone Huntin'". But what these slogans really mean is "Gone Killing.
Author: Marc Bekoff
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