Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight.

Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Be moderate in all things, including moderation.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.

Always be a little unexpected.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.