Alcohol Quotes and Status

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

What’s drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is Freedom, in the water there are bacteria.

Drinking makes you happy with your body the way it is.

Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

Alcohol is a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and I aim to keep it.

Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.

One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

I work until beer o’clock.

I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn’t keep things bottled up.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

People are not addicted to Alcohol or drugs, They are addicted to escaping reality.

Drink washes off the daub and discovers the man.

If life gives you lemons, Add VODKA.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Responsible Drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I drink alcohol to drown my problems, unfortunately my problems are damn good swimmers.

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning.

Here’s to alcohol, the rose coloured glasses of life.

I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.

I don’t have a drinking problem ‘Cept when I can’t get a drink.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Here’s to alcohol, the rose coloured glasses of life.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is Freedom, in the water there are bacteria.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk the trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.