Alcohol Quotes and Status - Page 3

Raise a toast to the wit and wisdom surrounding alcohol with 'Alcohol Quotes.' Explore the complexities and culture of drinking.

I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.

I envy people who drink, at least they know what to blame everything on.

Here’s to alcohol, the rose coloured glasses of life.

Here’s to alcohol, the rose coloured glasses of life.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning.

Beer dulls a memory, brand sets it burning, but wine is the best for a sore heart’s yearning.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL

Step Aside COFFEE This is a Job for ALCOHOL

I work until beer o’clock.

I work until beer o’clock.

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.

I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been over served.

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

Always buy a bigger bottle than you think You’ll need. Better to be safe than sober.

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One martini is alright, two is too many, three is not enough.

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