Coffee Quotes and Satuts

Coffee is the lifeblood of many people around the world. It's what gets us going in the morning, helps us to power through the workday, and keeps us alert and focused. But coffee is more than just a drink; it's also a way of life. And what better way to celebrate your love of coffee than with these inspirational coffee quotes? Copy and download your favorite quote today, or use it as inspiration to write your own.

Wake up & smell the coffee.

Wake up & smell the coffee.

KEEP CALM AND DRINK COFFEE.

KEEP CALM AND DRINK COFFEE.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak”

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

My birthstone is a coffee bean.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.

I put coffee in my coffee.

I put coffee in my coffee.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

I like my coffee strong and my women weak.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.

I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.

Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?

Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

Love is in the air, and it smells like coffee.

How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?

How far behind would technology be, if no one ever discovered coffee?

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.

Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee is even better.

Adventure in life is good… consistency in Coffee is even better.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.

Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.