Gambling Quotes and Messages

He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him.

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.

Luck never gives; it only lends.

You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he that loveth abundance with increase: this is also vanity.

Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.

The gambling spirit is a disease that cannot be eradicated.

Life is a gamble, and I'm all about placing my bets.

The lot is cast into the lap, but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.

The world is a casino, and God plays dice.

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labor shall increase.

I like blackjacks a little more than I should.

I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating.

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

Made a crazy risk. You gamble, and it’s – about to pay off.

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.

Gambling is not about how well you play the games, it's really about how well you handle your money.

You have to be in it to win it.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.

Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.

I will never be in the stock market. It’s just gambling. I’m a gambler, but I’ll gamble on the practicality of things.

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.

I’m not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it’s as simple as that.

Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.

Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.

I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.

Gambling is the great leveler. All men are equal at cards.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.

The best bet you get is an even break.