Gambling Quotes and Messages

Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures.

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.

You have to be in it to win it.

Gambling is not about how well you play the games, it's really about how well you handle your money.

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune; go there with a large one.

No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Made a crazy risk. You gamble, and it’s – about to pay off.

If you’re playing a poker game and you look around the table and can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.

This was my first lesson about gambling: if you see somebody winning all the time, he isn’t gambling, he’s cheating.

An Englishman never jokes about a wager, sir.

Oh, I don’t lose. People who bet on me to lose-lose. And they lose big.

Quit while you're ahead. All the best gamblers do.

Oh, it’s not really gambling when you never lose.

I’m going to find moral redemption at the roulette table.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

The urge to gamble is so universal and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

A gambler never makes the same mistake twice. It’s usually three or more times.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I find I can make a very honest living cheating at cards.

I like blackjacks a little more than I should.

Wealth gotten by vanity shall be diminished: but he that gathereth by labor shall increase.

The gambling interests like to point to the construction jobs, but those jobs go away.

The world is a casino, and God plays dice.

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.

The lot is cast into the lap, but the whole disposing thereof is of the LORD.

Life is a gamble, and I'm all about placing my bets.

The gambling spirit is a disease that cannot be eradicated.

Eat your betting money but don’t bet your eating money.

He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he that loveth abundance with increase: this is also vanity.

You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Luck never gives; it only lends.

The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.

He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him.

The best bet you get is an even break.

Nobody has ever bet enough on a winning horse.

At gambling, the deadly sin is to mistake bad play for bad luck.

You cannot beat a roulette table unless you steal money from it.

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

Gambling is the great leveler. All men are equal at cards.

You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day.

I like to play blackjack. I’m not addicted to gambling. I’m addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

Gambling is an act of faith of gamblers. Prophecy is an act of faith of the saints.

Gambling is a way of buying hope on credit.

I’m not going to go back to gambling; I mean, it’s as simple as that.

Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn’t play poker.

The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

I will never be in the stock market. It’s just gambling. I’m a gambler, but I’ll gamble on the practicality of things.

There are two great pleasures in gambling: that of winning and that of losing.

Gambling operates under the premise that greed can be satisfied by luck.

Show me a gambler and I’ll show you a loser.

To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.