Sarcastic Quotes and Messages - Page 2
Explore a collection of hilarious and witty sarcastic quotes that will make you laugh and think. Embrace the sarcasm!
I am not young enough to know everything.
Please be patient, I am ruining things as fast as I can.
Keep rolling your eyes, you might just find a brain back there
I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?
Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.
Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.
Sorry for the mean, awful, and accurate things I said.
An apple a day keeps anything away if you throw it hard enough.
New Year's Resolution: Casual promises that I am under no legal obligation to fulfill.
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